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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:13

What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Octopussy

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

A View to a Kill

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Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Is Obito Uchiha redeemable?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

The Man with the Golden Gun